ATTACK NAPA VALLEY!



AFGHANISTAN ATTACKS CALIFORNIA U.S.A.


     IN A SURPRISE ATTACK BY THE AFGHAN CITIZENS ARMY, HUNDREDS OF MOTORCYCLE DIRT BIKES LEFT A SHIP DISGUISED AS A CONTAINER SHIP FROM CHINA.  FALSE STACKED AND WELDED HOLLOW SHIPPING CONTAINER HELD THE MOTORCYCLES AND VAST AMOUNT OF HELD WEAPONS AND HIGH EXPLOSIVES.  THEY RODE THROUGH THE TUNNEL OF HOLLOW CONNECTED CONTAINERS TO A RAMP, ONTO THE CALIFORNIA BEACH.  MOTORS ROARING, THEY SPEED TO NAPA VALLEY, MACHINE GUNS ON THEIR BACKS, HIGH POWERED HAND GRENADES HANGING ON THEIR HEMP CLOTH VESTS, THEY RAN OVER CURBS AND HILLS AND GRASS, MAKING  FAST STRAIGHT LINE TO HEATHEN BARBARIAN AMERICAN WINE DRUG COUNTRY.  WINE IS THE ONLY DRUG MOST AMERICAN GET, IN THE UN-FREE ALCOHOL LORD DICTATORSHIP, THAT THEY WOULD TRY TO FREE.  FREEDOM FOR THE AMERICANS ENSLAVED BY GOVERNMENTS AND RELIGIONS ONLY ALLOWING BRAIN CELL DESTROYING ALCOHOL.  THE AMERICANS SHOULD TAKE HEALTHIER DRUGS TO BE CIVILIZED.   
      HUNDREDS RODE UP A LARGE HILL, AND SAW THE VALLEY OF GRAPES BELOW.  VOOOOOOM,  INTO THE VALLEY OF DEATH DRUG ALCOHOL, HAND-GRENADES THROWN AT THE ROWS OF BAD DRUG GRAPES.  BOOM.  LEAVES AND GRAPES FLY THROUGH THE AIR.  MACHINE GUN BULLETS HIT PICKUP TRUCKS USED FOR GRAPE HARVESTS.  INTO THE ENGINE WITH THEIR ARMOR PIERCING BULLETS.  THEN, RIDE TO THE BARNS WITH BARRELS OF ROTTING FERMENTING SMELLING CRUSHED GRAPES.  PURPLE ROT JUICE POURED OUT OF HUNDREDS OF HOLES IN THE BIG WOODEN BARRELS AND VATS.  STREAMING, MOVING THROUGH THE AIR, ONTO THE GROUND, MAKING BIG PUDDLES OF ALMOST BOOZE, THEY RODE THROUGH,  JUICE FLYING INTO THE AIR AS THEIR WHEELS HIT IT.  THEN THEY TURNED AND RODE BACK UP THE HILL, AND OVER IT, BACK TO THE SANDY BEACH, ONTO THE WAITING RAMP.  THEN FAKE CONTAINERS CLOSED, AND OFF THE SHIP WENT, AS AN AMERICAN RADAR PLANE SAW IT AS A CONTAINER SHIP. 
     AFGHAN FLAGS AND LEAFLETS LEFT AT THE NAPA VALLEY ALCOHOL-DRUG GROWING PLANTATION, TOLD AMERICANS TO BE GOOD PEOPLE AND NOT TO ATTACK OTHER COUNTRIES, JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE A DIFFERENT RELIGION OR SAFER DRUGS WHICH YOU CAN LIVE LONGER ONE IN GENERAL.  AND HAVE BETTER EMORY OF YOUR LIFE IF YOU HAPPEN TO PASS ON.
     THE SHIP ARRIVED AT THE SECRET TAKE OFF POINT.  SOME OF THEIR WIVES AND RELATIVES CHEERED THE WINING ATTACKERS AND LIBERATORS.  THEN THEY RODE HOME TO THEIR MOUNTAIN COUNTRY.     










POSTED  ‎Wednesday, ‎May ‎31, ‎2017
























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